On The Sleeve
of Eliot Y

FEB 21: Still in New York, maybe going to London.
    Fri
    13
    Feb
    6:26PM
  1. Wonkette: Uncle Sam is depicted as wrinkled, wizened old man, who, we are led to believe, is unable to achieve or maintain an erection. He’s looking at a pill bottle labeled “Stimulus,” and thinking “Starts to work in 2 years?” The punchline is “If the government made Viagra.” GET IT? This is in marked contrast to the Viagra-for-anthropomorphized-national-symbols that private industry makes, which causes an immediate, intense erection that leads you to try to copulate with everything in sight for the next four hours, at the end of which you die of a massive heart attack.

    Wonkette:

    Uncle Sam is depicted as wrinkled, wizened old man, who, we are led to believe, is unable to achieve or maintain an erection. He’s looking at a pill bottle labeled “Stimulus,” and thinking “Starts to work in 2 years?” The punchline is “If the government made Viagra.” GET IT? This is in marked contrast to the Viagra-for-anthropomorphized-national-symbols that private industry makes, which causes an immediate, intense erection that leads you to try to copulate with everything in sight for the next four hours, at the end of which you die of a massive heart attack.